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* A Capella - Music without instruments. Basically a bunch of ball-less faggots all singing together about rainbows. Also cocks.
* Ay-rab - Music that is only acceptable to play when sand niggers are present. They typically reside in cabs and areas of strong anti-semitism.
* Bluegrass - Like country, but even shittier.
* Blues - Emo music of the 1920's and 30's, with one difference– blues singers had real problems to whine about, like racism or poverty. Now only played by soulless hollering white men in silly hats.
* Black metal - Music by nazi satanist goths who try to be scary but succeed in being lulzy.
* Britpop - Originally naff crap like Oasis and Suede. Now naffer crap with horribly high-pitched voices and sappy shitty songs - think Coldplay, Radiohead, Snow Patrol, etc.
* Cholobilly - It's like Psychobilly only from wetbacks.
* Christian rock - ROCK OUT FOR JESUS!
* Christian Rap - Rappin' bout da Lord. Possibly the funniest genre known to man.
* Classic Rock - Music performed by old guys who won't go to the nursing home.
* Classical - Music that pretentious losers listen to. If you listen to classical consider yourself an elitist with absolutely no right to be an absolute arrogant jackass. Has a suprisingly enormous amount of bullshit as compared to other kinds of music.
* Country *and* Western - Music for American patriots. Goes good with a Pabst Blue Ribbon and a lynchin'. Also prettty good music to fuck your sister to. Noted by most experts as being the coal tar heroin of the stupid *and* the inbred.
* Dance - The best music in the world, if you are on 20 E's. Hated by everyone, even the countless people who make it. Also known as the soundtrack to Gay Rape.
* Death metal - Gay music sang by fags for real men who probably got picked on a lot as children (and probably still are). The proof that death metal is gay.
* Disco - loldongs.
* Drum and Bass - incredibly fast and incredibly boring music for Junglists.
* Emo - Music for cutting, faggotry, and whining about how Parents just don't understand.And cutting. The soundtrack to LiveJournal.
* Electro - Strange people dressed in black growling about rape. Gothics like it because they're unable to dance to their own music.
* Eurobeat - After the Holocaust, Europe said never again. They lied.
* Folk - Music for the people... and fucking hippies.
* Funk - Niggers with bass guitars
* Glam rock - Music about buttsex, buttsex and MOAR buttsex invented by bisexual British trap aliens in the 70s. Americunts, Grungefags and Metalheads are likely to confuse with hair metal.
* Gothic - Really awful music with lyrics about vampires and being gay.
* Grindcore - Drop your guitar tuning at least 100 steps, scream like a baby on fire and punch your dog in the face for drums. Yeah, that's grindcore.
* Gore - Much like death metal and grindcore, sang by furries doing their pentecostal rituals. Invented by Chris Barnes while having sex.
* Grunge - Nirvana is the only band that anybody remembers from this genre. Remember how bad Nirvana was? The rest was a lot worse.
* Hardcore Emo - a more extreme form of emo played for flailing your arms and legs around like a retard. When compared to metal, sounds really pussy. When compared to songs about real problems, sounds very lulzy (see also Post-hardcore).
* Hatecore - Music as made popular by Anal Cunt and Skrewdriver. One of the worst music genres ever shat, this shit is only about bitching, bitching and bitching, senseless hate and pissing people off.
* Hair Metal - Music played by closeted homosexuals who dressed in drag and sang about getting laid by cheap whores and doing drugs.
* Heavy metal - Music for Satanists, necrophiliacs, Neo-Nazis, and Lord of the Rings fans.
* Hip-hop - Lame attempt at music that contains vocals that are sung by a black man, spoken by a black man, and/or mumbled incoherently by a black man. Basically anything coming out of a black man's mouth is hip-hop by default.
* House - Gay black people in Chicago who didn't like Hip Hop created this in 1986. Now only Chavs and Retards listen to it. Except for the extremily sophisticated, who claim the music is the source of all love.
* Ibiza - Music for drunken Brits.
* Industrial- People muttering naughty things for fame.
* Indie - The 99 Cents store of rock music. Any band that is too crappy cool to get a decent label, or play their instruments correctly, can sell a few more records by listing themselves as indie. Scenefags, and other retards who think they have 1337 musical taste, often consider this their favorite type of music, even though the term basically means nothing, and doesn't really have anything to do with music. Genre features a lot of sucking and gay.
* Jazz - Mostly a bunch of arrhythmic noise, guitar wanking, and godawful saxophone honking which is supposed to be complex but which is really just a bunch of stupid bullshit. Upper middle class east-coast suburbanites like to wear turtlenecks and drive around in Mini-Coopers listening to this.
* J-Pop - Music for weeaboos and hummingbirds; standard pop music at 2000 beats per minute and with an obnoxious Azn chick warbling in Japanese.
* J-Rock - Music for weeaboos. All band members are traps.
* New Romantic - New Wave music sung by pretty gay boys pretending they're heterosexual and committed to monogamy with a woman.
* New Wave - Genre of music fabricated by Moog in order to sell moar of his crappy synth boards. Later adopted by the more emo punk rockers who were too faggy to defend themselves getting the fuck beat out of them by real punks.
* Nu-Metal - Music by untalented garage band fags whose parents won't let them be wiggers. Combines rap and grunge, and sounds worse than rap because, unlike rap, most white people can understand the lyrics.
* Polka - Music for elderly Europeans - mostly Germans and their Austrian cousins - to listen to while dancing in Kloggs and butt-fucking one another.
* Pop - Music for, and sung by, pre-teen girls, rappers who are too gay to join a drug thug gang, and pedophiles.
* Post-rock - Literally a contradiction in terms. Rock music was created to entertain stupid people; classical music was created to bore music students. 'Post rock' attempts to combine these two. Mostly played by pretentious anarchist cum-swappers who had nothing better to do after dropping out of college.
* Power Metal - Heavy metal music for Lord of the Rings fans. Most bands use gay keyboards, and the guitarists usually go on masturbation sessions in the middle of songs.
* Prog Rock - For classical junkies and the musically elite.
* Psychedelia - Music for hippies.
* Psychobilly - Modern rockabilly with a different name, so one doesn't have to seem as lame, despite sporting a fucking ridiculous pompadour haircut.
* Punk - shitty music for anarchists and SXers. Requires no talent whatsoever.
* R&B - Stands for "Rape & Bukkake," although there's usually stochastic cacophony instead of rhythm and a distinct lack of blues, making the name a misnomer.
* Reggae - Music to smoke pot to. Being high is the only way it sounds remotely good.
* Rap - Music made by drug dealers with synths and beatboxes stolen from a local pawnshop. Features rudimentary beats and loops and lots of ebonics. Lyrics and subjects often include bitches/hoes, the hood, product, and motherfuckers.
* Rockabilly - If you took punk, country, and a bag of shit and left 'em in a plastic bag for a couple of months, the mold that would form is Rockabilly. Music for modern people still living in the middle of the 20th century.
* Shoegaze - Probably the most boring music of all the time, unless you're on drugs, then you notice that it's boring, and then listen to reggae instead.
* Ska - Sort of like Reggae, but faster, gayer, and less listenable. Performed mostly by suburban white people. Requires checkered uniform.
* Techno - Music for ravers. Features a boring synthetic loop that repeats itself 9000 times.
* Trance - A music genre completely inaudible without psychotropic drugs. Features a lot of Euro-Trash, lame ass stoned kids, and lasers.
* Thrash Metal - An excuse for Heavy Metal musicians to go batshit crazy.
* Zydeco - Same as Reggae, but involves the use of crystal meth istead of marijuana. .
